Humor Quotes

"Laughter is indeed the best medicine for the soul."

"A wholesome joke brings people together."

"Ay caramba!"

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"Why did you eat my goldfish?"

"I bent my wookie."

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."

"It tastes like burning."

"Cheese and rice!"

"Oof, my spine!"

"I'm a weasel."

"Daddy's new girlfriend is ugly."

"I made a funny!"

"My stomach had the rumblies that only hands could satisfy."

"I'm Idaho!"

"Corned beef and cabbage!"

"I like the sound of my own voice."

"Being bad is really fun."

"That looks yummy."

"My brain is bleeding!"

"I don't like this kind of train."

"I need to get going, there's a sale at the hosiery store."

"Humor is the best medicine, second only to prescription pills and expensive lawyers."

"Hey, the secret to comedy is timing, timing, and more money!"

"Ha-ha!"

"You're such a dork that even dorked-out dorking is dorky."

"Laughter at others is the best medicine."

"I'm not normally a stupid man, but alcohol makes everything look so easy."

"The most important thing in life is to have someone to blame."

"If you can laugh at yourself, you don't need anyone else to do it for you."