Humor Quotes

"I've tried to be a leader, but I usually just end up in the ditch."

"I've made a lot of mistakes, but that's the fun of it."

"I may not be smart, but I'm good at faking it."

"I'm not lazy; I'm just on a permanent vacation from responsibility."

"The world would be better if everyone were like me, which is also the worst thing."

"I may stumble, but I never fall, I just collapse gracefully."

"I'm not broken; I'm just creatively dysfunctional."

"Mwahahaha! Time to get scratched!"

"Humor is best served with a side of slapstick."

"Humor is the best medicine, especially when delivered via blunt force."

"They say laughter is the best medicine, and boy, do I charge for it!"

"The best jokes are the ones that sell merchandise!"

"I can't believe I'm an underachiever. I've worked so hard to be one."

"Sacrilicious!"

"Laughter can heal almost anything."

"Laughter in the face of adversity is strength."

"Humor is a sign of a weak mind. I rarely indulge in laughter."

"Humor at someone else's expense is the only acceptable kind."

"Eat my shorts."

"Ay caramba!"

"Don't have a cow, man."

"Cool story, bro."

"I'm wasting away in Margaritaville."

"Life's too short for boring stuff."

"Yo, what's up, man?"

"Prank calls rule!"

"*pacifier sucking sound*"

"Humor is life's greatest medicine"

"Mmm, donuts."

"Humor helps us get through difficult times."