Humor Quotes

"You're killing me, mon. You're killing me!"

"Good news, everyone! I have terrible news."

"Humor gets us through the darkest times."

"I'm powered by love, coffee, and spite."

"Eh, what's the big whoop?"

"Oh my yes, oh my no!"

"Sweet grandmother of macadamia nuts!"

"I'm not a woman, but I'll try!"

"I've learned nothing and I'm happy about it."

"That's my fetish!"

"I'm too sexy for my job!"

"That's the kind of lies I like."

"That's sweet, but also weird."

"I don't want to sound like a quitter, but I am never doing laundry again."

"Good news, everyone!"

"To shreds, you say?"

"To err is human, to really foul things up requires a machine."

"I am become Farnsworth, destroyer of... what was I talking about?"

"Laughter is the best medicine, aside from actual medicine."

"Humor helps us cope with life's difficulties."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Humor is what you find when you laugh at yourself for bending the wrong way."

"Comedy is just bending expectations in unexpected ways."

"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Why am I covered in cinnamon?"

"I did do the nasty in the pasty."

"Tell them I died doing what I love... watching TV and eating skittles."

"Is she made of bronze?"

"I can't think with all these sexy ladies around!"