Humor Quotes

"You know what I like better than being rich? Going broke"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer"

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

"Humor helps you survive the grind of daily labor."

"This job's got more red tape than a Christmas present factory."

"Humor makes the workday go faster, mon."

"A little humor can make even the darkest days bearable."

"Humor is how we cope with life's absurdities."

"Humor is my shield against the crushing despair of existence."

"Humor masks the deep existential dread of my existence."

"Good news, everyone!"

"To shreds you say?"

"My hands are as soft as a dolphin now."

"I'm now 25% robot. Or is it 75%? I can't remember."

"What's wrong with just making robot love? It's cleaner."

"What do young people do for entertainment? Sit around and talk about their feelings?"

"The best part of being old is that nobody expects much from you."

"I'm Flexo, baby! And I'm twice as flexible as that other robot."

"Laughter is the best lubricant for the soul."

"A good laugh keeps the rust away."

"I'd rather laugh through the pain than cry through the silence."

"Sometimes the funniest moments come when you stop taking life so seriously."

"When I was a kid, there was a way to store Coca-Cola in your cheek for later. Took a awful lot of discipline."

"My stomach was making the rumbling sounds, and my mouth was making the watering sounds."

"Humor is the best way to deal with life."

"Humor is makin' fun of people stupider than you."

"A good joke is at somebody else's expense."

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

"That's it! I'm going home!"

"I'm 80% sure that's not a real number."