Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
21194 quotes
"Good comedy comes from truth"John Belushi
"Humor heals what seriousness cannot"John Belushi
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV, and even I know that's ridiculous."George Lopez
"Comedy is about telling the truth and making people laugh at themselves."George Lopez
"Humor is the best medicine for a weary soul."George Lopez
"I believe that comedy is funny because it's based on truth, and the more truth you can find in a situation, the funnier it becomes."Steve Martin
"Comedy is a very serious thing, but it should never feel serious when you're watching it."Steve Martin
"I've always believed that laughter is the best medicine."Steve Martin
"I think laughter truly is contagious and healing."Steve Martin
"I think the most important thing is to maintain your sense of humor through life's challenges."Dan Aykroyd
"Laughter is the best medicine, and it costs nothing."Dick Van Dyke
"Comedians are interesting people. My parents were teachers."Johnny Carson
"The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is that one is a nice place to visit, and the other is where your wife is."Johnny Carson
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."Johnny Carson
"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."Johnny Carson
"Never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous bore."Johnny Carson
"Laughter is the best medicine."Johnny Carson
"I have always believed that humor is a key to opening many doors."Johnny Carson
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."Johnny Carson
"I believe there is no greater power than the power to laugh."Johnny Carson
"I think humor is the salt of life."Johnny Carson
"Comedy is about telling the truth, even if that truth is uncomfortable."George Lopez
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."George Lopez
"Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die, tragedy is when I get a paper cut and cry about it."Mel Brooks
"I've always believed that funny is a universal language that transcends all boundaries."Steve Martin
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."Dick Van Dyke
"A good sense of humor is the best medicine."Dick Van Dyke
"The most important thing in life is to make people laugh."Carl Reiner
"Comedy is about truth, and the truth is always funny when told properly."Carl Reiner
"Never underestimate the power of laughter to heal."Carl Reiner