Humor Quotes

"It's like a magic trick."

"I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! I can relax now."

"You know the difference between my mistakes and yours? Mine got bigger, and I had more fun making them."

"Laughter is the best medicine, and I've made it my life's work."

"Patience is a virtue I never mastered, and I'm fine with that."

"Power corrupts, but humor keeps you humble."

"Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion."

"My face looks like a catcher's mitt."

"Humor is a great way to deal with life."

"Be like a Werther's Original and come correct."

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"Humor is a universal language."

"I try to find humor in everyday life."

"I think that's one of the most important skills you can have when you're acting in comedy - that self-awareness of how silly it is."

"Having a bald cap on is actually quite painful. It's very restrictive around the ears."

"Laughter is the best way to stay connected to humanity."

"Humor is a way of telling the truth without making it hurt."

"Reality: what a concept!"

"You are only mad once."

"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called relatives."

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called kinfolk."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"The essence of comedy is truth."

"That's what I love about these high school kids, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Every group has a comedian. That's how you know you're still alive."

"The difference between a sick society and a healthy one is laughter."

"Comedy is truth told slightly slanted."

"Comedy comes from pain—the more you hurt, the funnier you can be."

"Every laugh is a small rebellion."