Humor Quotes

"I believe in the power of laughter."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"I'm not a mocker. I don't do mocking. I don't do fake laughs."

"I think the best comedy comes from a real place."

"I think laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor heals."

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"I've been married four times - I'm a very good bride."

"You know what's interesting about Joan Rivers? Nothing."

"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."

"Don't worry about your age - you're still younger than you're going to be next year."

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."

"The most important thing is to have a sense of humor about yourself."

"I've been a terrible mother but a great entertainer."

"I've learned to laugh at things that used to make me cry."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Yada yada yada."

"I'm thinking of a word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'."

"A close talker."

"The low talker."

"Socks are the gateway drug."

"What's the deal with airline food?"

"Shrinkage!"

"These rolls are on fire!"

"Get out!"

"No soup for you!"

"Gideon."

"Timing is everything."

"I love the absurdity of existence."

"Comedy is about timing and understanding human nature."