Humor Quotes

"Age is just a number until you try to touch your toes."

"Humor is the best way to move through difficulty."

"I think you should take your work seriously, but not yourself."

"I pretend to be a much more macho man than I am, but I get away with it."

"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant."

"I wish I had more charm. Maybe then I could make people laugh."

"Humor is the bridge between hearts."

"Humor is the grace with which we acknowledge life's absurdities and continue forward."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul and a sign of emotional health."

"A man who can laugh at himself has already won half the battle."

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."

"I've been called many things, but intelligent is not usually one of them."

"I don't ask for much. I just ask for more than I deserve."

"I have tremendous taste. I wine and dine my clients."

"I refuse to admit I'm more than sixty."

"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars."

"Humor is one of humanity's greatest gifts—it heals and connects us."

"Humor is the weapon of those too intelligent to resort to violence."

"I never took myself too seriously, and I think that's made all the difference."

"Laughter is the best remedy for a troubled heart."

"If you want to see the girl next door, go next door."

"A real lady never shows her knees after lunch."

"The moment one learns English, complications set in."

"The woman who can laugh at herself is the woman who understands life."

"It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can."

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on."

"I never took myself too seriously, even when the roles were serious."

"Humor is the medicine of the soul in times of despair."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Humor helps us cope with life's difficulties with grace."