Humor Quotes

"I pretend to be a lot of people, but I think the jig may be up."

"I've never believed in taking myself too seriously."

"Old Cary Grant fine. New Cary Grant also fine."

"The real secret is that I'm not as suave as people think I am."

"I never took myself too seriously, and I think that's saved me more than once."

"Laughter is the best way to connect with another human being."

"The greatest gift is the ability to laugh at yourself."

"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant."

"I never took myself too seriously, and I think that's what kept me sane."

"I've always thought that humor is the antidote to despair."

"Humor, when earned honestly, is more powerful than any dramatic technique."

"Humor is often the best response to life's difficulties."

"The ability to laugh at ourselves is a sign of true wisdom."

"I have found that humor is often the best medicine for the soul."

"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men."

"I remain just one thing, and one thing only – and that is a clown."

"Comedy is a funny way of being serious."

"In the end, everything is a gag."

"I believe in the power of laughter to heal."

"Laughter is the universal language of mankind."

"What do you think I am – a fool? I'm a businessman."

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."

"I would have made a terrible mother. The first time my child talked back to me, I would have said, 'That's it, you're on your own.'"

"Some people call me an old fashioned dame, and that's not the first time I've heard it."

"Trying to be a man is like being a broken record that keeps saying the same thing."

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on."

"I think laughter is the secret to everything."

"The best part of my career was learning to laugh at myself before anyone else could."

"I'm a serious person, but I like to have fun."

"Humor is the salt of life."