Humor Quotes

"The humor of the oppressed often masks the deepest anguish and most profound wisdom."

"I have found humor to be a gift that preserves sanity in dark times."

"Humor is the weapon of those who have nothing else."

"The peculiarity of every American is that he believes himself and his country to be superior to all others."

"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, and Napoleon shakes everything else."

"My feeling is that the time is not far off when it will be fashionable to be insane."

"A good laugh shared is medicine for the soul"

"Laughter lightens the burden of existence"

"Humor is the medicine that heals wounded relationships"

"Humor in dark times is an act of defiance"

"The greatest joke is how seriously we take ourselves."

"My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office."

"Some people are apt to be very partial to themselves."

"I have found that humor often masks the deepest sorrows."

"There is nothing so mortifying as to fall into the hands of a quack."

"Modesty is a virtue that seldom keeps a man from being promoted."

"Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."

"One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, three is a Congress."

"A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats."

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."

"Humor can disarm injustice where serious argument might harden resistance."

"I have nothing to do with that, though I am sorry to say it."

"Humor is the ability to see the absurd without losing one's composure."

"A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice with enthusiasm."

"The only thing worse than a blind horse is a blind horse pulling a wagon."

"There is nothing so serious as ridicule."

"The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related that it is difficult to class them separately."

"I cannot tell a lie, I did it with my little hatchet."

"Better to be a little merry than just all sad."

"The mob begins to think and reason, Poor reptiles! How they mistake themselves!"