Humor Quotes

"One can never have enough socks."

"I believe your intelligence to be above average, though I have never seen much evidence of it."

"Surely you do not think that I would forget my manners?"

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon."

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."

"I don't like being outnumbered. It's something to do with my pride."

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair."

"Fool of a Took!"

"What about second breakfast?"

"Honestly, the way you two carry on, you'd think the world was ending."

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards."

"Gilderoy Lockhart never fails to deliver."

"I have a tender heart."

"Honestly, the way those two go on, you'd think they invented dirt."

"The gods have a sense of humor."

"My name is Inigo Montoya... wait, wrong book"

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."

"I am not concerned with your problems."

"I am the god of tits and wine."

"And anyway, it's not much of a secret if I tell you."

"Home-made better is sometimes—hardly ever, or perhaps not at all times, but you catch my meaning."

"I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I'm not there"

"One can never have enough socks."

"Lockhart couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag."

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward."

"One can never have enough socks."

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."

"Blimey, Harry, you've done it now."

"I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things"