Humor Quotes

"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."

"There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who understand hexadecimal, and those who don't"

"Books and quills, that's all anyone cares about at Hogwarts."

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."

"I've never been much of a one for letters."

"I drink and I know things."

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."

"Wandering off to save a girl in the middle of a Quidditch match."

"Blimey, Harry."

"Sarcasm is the refuge of those who are too clever for their own good."

"I have never heard a knight swear before."

"One cannot have a wedding without a groom."

"That painting is ruined."

"You look ridiculous in those shoes."

"I am sorry to say that the letter I received from your aunt was--how can I put it--it was not entirely complimentary."

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."

"I drink and I know things"

"Lannister gold is never lost, merely temporarily misplaced."

"One can never have enough socks"

"Nothing makes you feel quite so much like a demon as the knowledge that you've been suckered by someone using cheap tricks."

"Aziraphale had always been slightly uncomfortable with holy water."

"The thing about demons is that they're not very good at being bad."

"An angel could drive a BMW and not be sinful, because it was a way of achieving a practical aim efficiently."

"The bookshop was heaven. Which was ironic, considering who ran it."

"The nice thing about being a demon is that you're expected to be bad at things."

"Never trust an angel who can't dance."

"A demon and an angel in a bookshop is not the Apocalypse. It's just Tuesday."

"I drink and I know things."

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."