Humor Quotes

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You keep using that word."

"Get back, witch!"

"If we only had a wheelbarrow..."

"I have been mostly dead all day."

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

"The world is full of people who want to explain things to you."

"There's no business like dragon business."

"Trolls are stupid. This is considered to be a scientific fact."

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

"The troll's idea of a sophisticated drink is a bottle of sulfuric acid with an olive in it."

"A dragon in the city is bad for business."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Inconceivable!"

"Have you been mostly dead long?"

"An angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards."

"You can't trust atoms. They make up everything."

"A demon can be quite pleasant company as long as you don't ask him about the future of the human race."

"The problem with being a supernatural being is that you have to remember to act like you're not."

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Inconceivable!"

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"Interesting. I have not heard of this Buskin before."

"Surrender! Surrender!"

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world."

"Do you know why he is such a bad actor?"

"I have been mostly dead all day."

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts."