Humor Quotes

"I drink and I know things"

"That's what I do I drink and I know things"

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"Inconceivable!"

"He's only mostly dead."

"The King's stinking son fired me and thanked me for it."

"The grandson is clearly a liar and probably lacks confidence."

"Have fun storming the castle, you sodding bastards!"

"I do not like you either, so I shall kill you."

"There's no point in doing things by halves if you can do them by quarters."

"It's a nice day for it."

"Don't let's be beastly to the Nazis."

"Nothing travels faster than light, except bad news."

"They're human. What do you expect? They're not going to be rational."

"The world will end not with a bang but with a bureaucratic memo."

"The apocalypse is a very inconvenient time."

"I would sooner eat my boot."

"I have my father's best traits."

"The apocalypse is just another Monday for some of us."

"I have always found the company of demons preferable to angels."

"The world runs on spite and coffee."

"The ineffable is just code for we haven't worked it out yet."

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Inconceivable!"

"Have a nice day."

"I do not suppose you could speed things up?"

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"I drink and I know things."

"I have a tender heart."