Humor Quotes

"Hell hath no fury like a demon disappointed."

"Inconceivable!"

"My way is not very sportsman-like."

"Fezzik, tear his arms off."

"I have been mostly dead all day."

"I want the doctor."

"Stop your snoring!"

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things"

"An angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards."

"I have for some years now managed to avoid calling my car by its name."

"That's rather the point of being a demon—you wouldn't want everyone to know."

"Heaven has a bookshop too, I suppose, though they probably call it something else."

"The trouble with restraint is that you have to keep it restrained."

"Angels are not as efficient as they like to think they are."

"Miracles are a lot like paperwork—you need the right signatures."

"The British are perfectly capable of destroying themselves without outside help."

"The invention of the internal combustion engine was definitely not demonic; it was purely human inspiration."

"The End of the World was postponed not because of divine intervention but because someone forgot to pay attention."

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"My way is not very sportsman-like."

"There is a cult of Piranhas. Even more rabid than the common Piranha."

"Have fun storming the castle! Bye!"

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

"The most interesting fact is that the R.O.U.S.'s do not exist."

"Surely you don't think I'm foolish enough to fall for a poisoner's trick."

"You mock my pain!"

"As the latest investment, they can only gain in value."

"One more time, with feeling."