Humor Quotes

V

"Inconceivable!"

Vizzini

I

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Inigo Montoya

I

"I am Zorro."

Inigo Montoya

T

"I drink and I know things"

Tyrion Lannister

M

"Have fun storming the castle!"

Miracle Max

I

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Inigo Montoya

V

"Inconceivable!"

Vizzini

M

"Have fun storming the castle!"

Miracle Max

M

"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today."

Miracle Max

M

"Have a nice day!"

Miracle Max

W

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Westley

W

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

Westley

W

"I have been mostly dead all day."

Westley

A

"You drool when you sleep."

Annabeth Chase

C

"Seven hells"

Cersei Lannister

I

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Inigo Montoya

V

"Inconceivable!"

Vizzini

M

"I have been mostly dead all day."

Miracle Max

W

"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist."

Westley

V

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world."

Vizzini

M

"Stop rhyming now, I mean it!"

Miracle Max

I

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Inigo Montoya

V

"Inconceivable!"

Vizzini

T

"He must have thought I was very strange."

Tris Prior

M

"Have fun storming the castle!"

Miracle Max

V

"Inconceivable!"

Vizzini

V

"Surrender! Surrender! All is lost! Uh, all is lost!"

Vizzini

W

"I've been mostly dead all day."

Westley

W

"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist."

Westley

V

"Fezzik, tear his arm off."

Vizzini

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