Humor Quotes

"I have been mostly dead, which is slightly alive."

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."

"Men are stupid."

"Besmeech you!"

"The gods move in mysterious ways, usually to mess with mortals."

"Inconceivable!"

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"You mock my pain!"

"Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Satisfying my blood lust!"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Nice to see you, to see you nice."

"I could do you a nice line in hellfire and damnation."

"Even if you're a god, you've got to admit, that's pretty cool."

"My mother always said I had a talent for getting into trouble."

"Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

"I will most likely kill you tomorrow."

"I've been mostly dead all day."

"Being a demigod is like having a really bad allergy to monsters."

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things"

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"Inconceivable!"

"The most important thing is to have a good time. But if you can do that and make money, it's even better."

"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"

"You mock my pain!"

"Have the preceding walls been washed recently?"

"Have a nice day!"

"The boy obviously has deep personal problems."

"Are there any gitches in your family line?"

"Buttercup, are you mocking me?"

"Have fun storming the castle!"