Humor Quotes

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Do not rush me. Soonish."

"Whatever you do, don't let them see you've got a sense of humor."

"There's no need for anyone to die. Except everyone else."

"The world is going to end anyway, so we might as well have coffee."

"You're a very bad angel."

"And you're a very good demon."

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Inconceivable!"

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

"I drink and I know things."

"You can't give her the cyanide, said Crowley. There's probably a perfectly good reason why you shouldn't give her the cyanide."

"The only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it."

"I have for some time been of the opinion that the American way of life is a wonderful thing."

"I've never felt the need to summon Hell at all."

"Books are a load of crap."

"The best thing about being an angel is the job security."

"I paid for that"

"The chocolate-coated candy has a special centre, much like myself."

"I have been mostly dead all day."

"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

"I have been mostly dead all day."

"The problem with children is that they're not returnable."

"Children are very resilient. Unfortunately."

"Being a demigod is like having a really bad stalker."

"Even demons get tired sometimes."