Edna Krabappel

"Freedom isn't found in a classroom with 30 children."

"Peace would involve muting all the noise."

"Nature is nice until you have to teach environmental science."

"Art class is where I hide from actual teaching."

"Science is what I don't understand, so we're even."

"Music is what plays in my head when I'm fantasizing about elsewhere."

"I have faith in only two things: alcohol and the weekend."

"Leadership means taking the blame when things go wrong."

"Work is a four-letter word. Literally."

"My dreams involved being anywhere but here."

"Humor is the only weapon against despair."

"Beauty is subjective. My life is objectively ugly."

"Death would at least be quiet."

"I persevere because quitting means facing reality."

"Gratitude is something life hasn't taught me yet."

"Creativity is for people with hope."

"Justice doesn't exist in education budgets."

"Patience isn't a virtue; it's a survival mechanism."

"Kindness is appreciated by exactly nobody."

"Strength is knowing you can't change anything and accepting it."

"Fear of Mondays is justified and rational."

"Power trips are for administrators who peaked in high school."

"Money can't buy back the years I've wasted."

"My health is a casualty of this job."

"Adventure is finding a new bar."

"Imagination would be nice if reality wasn't so demanding."

"Technology is ruining everything, slowly."

"History is a subject as dead as my spirit."

"Philosophy asks questions I don't have the energy to answer."

"Literature beats real life, every time."