Homer Simpson

"I'm not stupid, I just have more fun"

"Forget the pain"

"I believe in myself, and that's what matters"

"The power of love is the most beautiful thing"

"I'm willing to try if it involves donuts"

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just be there"

"I've got more important things to worry about"

"Life's greatest joys are the simple things"

"I don't understand how you don't understand how I don't understand"

"Kill all humans!"

"The future's so bright I gotta wear shades"

"You know what I like better than being rich? Going broke"

"I'm very focused on my family"

"When I'm weak, my family makes me strong"

"There's no place like home"

"I cherish every moment with my family"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer"

"I've learned more from my mistakes than anything else"

"The best time of my life is right now"

"I love you more than beer"

"D'oh!"

"Why you little..."

"Mmm... donuts."

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm trying very hard to care, but I'm not."

"Woo-hoo!"

"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice."

"The code is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules."

"I have misplaced my pants."

"Marge, you're the only woman ever."