Krusty the Clown

"Perseverance is another word for stubborn and broke!"

"I'm grateful for my fans - they keep the money flowing!"

"Creativity is stealing ideas and calling them original!"

"Justice is getting paid what you're worth!"

"Patience is waiting for the residual checks to arrive!"

"Strength is not letting people take advantage of you - unless they're paying!"

"Fear is the enemy of showbiz and profit!"

"Power is having the best agent in the business!"

"Health is wealth, and wealth is what I'm after!"

"Adventure is fun as long as someone else is paying for it!"

"Imagination helps you see dollar signs everywhere!"

"Technology is great if it makes you richer!"

"History repeats itself, which means I can use the same jokes again!"

"Philosophy? That's just thinking about why you're not rich enough!"

"The only literature worth reading has a dollar sign on it!"

"Politics and show business - same game, different costumes!"

"Stay motivated and keep grinding - the money will come!"

"Inspiration is knowing there's always another audience to entertain!"

"Relationships work best when both parties understand the financial terms!"

"Sometimes you need solitude to figure out how to make more money!"

"Hey hey! You gotta spend money to make money, kid!"

"Life's a grind, but somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be me!"

"Love? That's for suckers and people with time on their hands."

"The secret to success is simple: show up, do the gig, cash the check."

"I've made more comebacks than a bad rash, and I'll do it again!"

"Friendship is great, but friendship with money is better."

"You want wisdom? Here it is: never work for free."

"Happiness is a fresh cigar and a sold-out crowd, pal."

"Family? Sure, I got one somewhere."

"Hope springs eternal, but so do my debts."