Krusty the Clown

"Imagination is what separates genius from insanity - I have both!"

"Technology's great, but nothing beats the intimacy of a live audience!"

"History will remember Krusty the Clown - I've already told them to!"

"Philosophy is overrated - just do what makes you happy and rich!"

"Books? I'm too busy living the life to read about it!"

"The only politician worth anything is one who laughs at my jokes!"

"War and peace - both just material for my next special!"

"Motivation is simple - stop working and lose everything!"

"Inspiration struck me when I realized people would pay to watch me make a fool of myself!"

"Relationships are great - especially the kind you can buy with money!"

"Solitude is just me, my thoughts, and my financial advisor!"

"Hey hey! Remember, kids, if something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"You gotta spend money to make money!"

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying!"

"The key to show business is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made!"

"Crime and football season are both in the fall!"

"I love the smell of commerce in the morning!"

"Entertainment is a serious business, and I take it very seriously!"

"You can't have a successful show without an audience who loves you!"

"The cream always rises to the top, and I am the cream!"

"Life's a grind, baby. You gotta roll with the punches!"

"A good joke is worth a thousand serious moments!"

"I've been in this business forty years, and I know talent when I see it!"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps!"

"The show must go on, no matter what!"

"Integrity is important, just not as important as ratings!"

"I'd kill for another chance at this job!"

"Nobody does pratfalls like the Krusty!"

"You gotta love what you do, or don't do it at all!"

"Entertainment is all about giving the people what they want!"