Krusty the Clown

"I've been blacklisted, whitewashed, and everything in between!"

"The truth is, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!"

"Give the people what they want, and they'll give you money!"

"I've had more feuds than friends, but I'm still here!"

"Comedy is about finding the truth in the ridiculous!"

"You want to be a star? Work hard, get lucky, and know the right people!"

"I've been married more times than I can remember!"

"The audience is fickle, but their money is real!"

"I love this job more than I love myself!"

"You can't fake charisma, but you can fake a lot of other things!"

"Life's too short not to laugh at everything!"

"I've seen trends come and go, but Krusty is forever!"

"The secret is to be yourself, but funnier!"

"I didn't become famous by playing it safe!"

"You gotta grab life by the juggling pins and make it work!"

"I've weathered every storm this business could throw at me!"

"Laughter is contagious, and I'm patient zero!"

"You want to know about love? I love my career!"

"The world is my stage, and the stage is my world!"

"I've been imitated, but never duplicated!"

"You can't teach comedy; you can only learn from the best!"

"I've made mistakes, but they were profitable mistakes!"

"Entertainment is a art form, and I'm a master!"

"The key to staying relevant is adapting and advertising!"

"I love the spotlight more than I love sleep!"

"You gotta fake it till you make it, then fake it some more!"

"Life is a three-ring circus, and I'm the ringmaster!"

"I've never met a sponsor I didn't love!"

"Comedy is my religion, and the audience is my congregation!"

"You want to be funny? Live a funny life!"