Mr. Burns

"Your future looks dim, much like the coal mines I own."

"I didn't become a billionaire by being charitable."

"Family is for people without money."

"Achievement is my only comfort."

"The world is mine to command!"

"Sentiment is for the poor, Smithers."

"I have but one passion: domination."

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"Fear and love, those are the only two motives."

"My fortune isn't just money; it's a manifestation of superiority."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness in the boardroom."

"I didn't get where I am by caring."

"The meek may inherit the earth, but I'll own it first."

"Technology is merely another tool for control."

"History proves that the strong dominate the weak."

"I pay for friends, not friendships."

"Beauty fades, but power endures."

"Art is only worth the price a fool will pay."

"Music? That's background noise for the weak-minded."

"Faith in God is faith in a poor investment."

"Leaders don't follow; they command."

"Work builds character, and I need all the help I can get."

"Dreams are for people without ambition."

"Patience is a virtue I can afford to skip."

"Strength is measured in dollars, Smithers."

"War? It's merely business by other means."

"Peace is unprofitable."

"Nature exists to be exploited."

"Education? Only for those below me."

"The truth is whatever I say it is."