30 Rock

"Solitude is peaceful until you realize no one's noticing how peaceful you are."

"Relationships require honesty, unless honesty is inconvenient."

"The most important thing is being yourself, unless yourself is boring."

"History is just stories about people who are dead and can't defend themselves."

"Literature is what people read when TV isn't on."

"Philosophy is just common sense that no one applies."

"Death would be less scary if you could schedule it."

"Humor is just tragedy with better timing."

"Dreams are just reality with better lighting."

"Leadership is making decisions and blaming other people if they go wrong."

"Faith is believing in things that probably aren't real."

"Music is life, and my life needs a soundtrack."

"Art is whatever you say is art, especially if you say it loudly."

"Adventure is anywhere as long as there are cameras there."

"Motivation is just guilt wearing a suit."

"Inspiration is what you feel right before you do something you'll regret."

"Technology is wonderful if it makes you look better."

"Imagination is reality for people like me."

"Gratitude is acknowledging that life has been good to you, which it has been to me."

"Perseverance is just being stubborn with a positive attitude."

"Kindness is important, but wit is more important."

"Patience is for people who aren't as interesting as me."

"Power is knowing everyone's secrets but keeping yours."

"Fear is just excitement without the breath."

"Strength is the ability to admit you're wrong and then refuse to change."

"Beauty fades, but your name on a marquee is forever."

"Peace of mind is overrated when you're having this much fun."

"Health is wealth, but a good credit card is also wealth."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a really good therapist."

"Creativity is just stealing from people until they influence you."