30 Rock

"Money isn't everything, but it does make life significantly more fun."

"Power is the ability to make others do what you want."

"Fear is just something that holds back people who aren't as awesome as me."

"Strength is knowing exactly who you are and loving it."

"Kindness is great, unless it gets in the way of your goals."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, and I'm okay with that."

"Justice is when you win and everyone else loses."

"Creativity is doing whatever comes naturally, which in my case is everything."

"Gratitude is nice, but so is people acknowledging your contributions."

"Perseverance is just being too stubborn to give up."

"Death is depressing, so I prefer not to think about it."

"Beauty is power, and I am very powerful."

"Humor is the best way to deal with your problems, or so I keep telling myself."

"Dreams are what keep you going, especially when they involve your name in lights."

"Work is what you do between the important things like shopping and getting drinks."

"Leadership means making sure everyone knows you're in charge."

"Faith is believing in yourself, which I do constantly."

"Music is the soundtrack to your life, and mine has a really good beat."

"Science is boring unless it involves looking younger or thinner."

"Art is what you create when you're trying to express yourself dramatically."

"Nature is nice, but I prefer my environments air-conditioned and designer."

"Peace comes from accepting that you're always going to be the center of attention."

"Freedom means being able to do whatever you want without consequences."

"The truth is what you make it, and I make it fabulous."

"Time flies when you're having fun, especially when you're being me."

"Education is important, but so is knowing all the good gossip."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well look good doing it."

"I may not be the smartest person in the room, but I'm definitely the most interesting."

"There's always hope, especially when you're the main character of your own story."

"Family is complicated, but you have to deal with it anyway."