30 Rock

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Quotes from 30 Rock

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"Family reunions are proof that natural selection doesn't exist."
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"Friendship is 90% pretending to care about what someone is saying."
Lutz Friendship
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"Success is standing on a pile of other people's failures."
Lutz Success
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"Happiness is a warm beer and no one asking you questions."
Lutz Happiness
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"Love is temporary insanity that leads to permanent consequences."
Lutz Love
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"The best part about getting older is knowing you were right all along."
Lutz Wisdom
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"Solitude is great until you realize how much you hate yourself."
Lutz Solitude
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"Relationships are like jobs - you tolerate them until something better comes along."
Lutz Relationships
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"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it and disappears just as fast."
Lutz Inspiration
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"Motivation is temporary, like most friendships."
Lutz Motivation
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"War is peace, peace is boring."
Lutz War
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"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."
Lutz Politics
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"Literature is life with better plot structure."
Lutz Literature
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"Philosophy is just overthinking things and calling it intelligent."
Lutz Philosophy
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"History repeats itself because people never learn anything."
Lutz History
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"Technology is great until it doesn't work, then it's infuriating."
Lutz Technology
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"Imagination is what separates humans from animals. That and opposing thumbs."
Lutz Imagination
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"Adventure is just a word for getting lost with style."
Lutz Adventure
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"Health is important until you realize you have to exercise for it."
Lutz Health
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a weekend."
Lutz Money
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"Power corrupts, but it's still better than being powerless."
Lutz Power
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"Fear is just an opportunity to do something stupid."
Lutz Fear
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"Strength is half genetics and half not crying in public."
Lutz Strength
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"Kindness is great until someone takes advantage of it."
Lutz Kindness
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"Patience is a virtue I simply don't have time for."
Lutz Patience
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"Justice is whatever benefits me the most."
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"Creativity is just stealing ideas and pretending they're original."
Lutz Creativity
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"Gratitude is nice, but cash is better."
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"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better attitude."
Lutz Perseverance
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"Death is the only thing in life that's guaranteed, besides taxes and disappointment."
Lutz Death