30 Rock

"Technology is great until it ruins your life."

"Mistakes are just lessons you haven't learned yet."

"You have to work for what you want in life. There are no shortcuts."

"I'm not good at many things, but I'm excellent at worrying."

"The future is uncertain, but that's what makes it exciting."

"Love is messy, complicated, and sometimes completely irrational."

"I've learned that life rarely goes according to plan, and that's okay."

"Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is just keep going."

"Change is inevitable, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."

"Real friendship means accepting someone even when they're at their worst."

"I'm like a human version of a participation trophy."

"The key to success is showing up and pretending you know what you're doing."

"You can't fake intelligence. Well, you can, but eventually people figure it out."

"My hair is a mess, my life is a mess, but at least I'm consistent."

"I love New York, but sometimes New York hates me back."

"Live your life the way you want to, because at the end of the day, it's your story."

"I don't understand why people insist on working together. It only makes things worse."

"Sometimes the best things in life are the people you love and the dreams you chase."

"I'm not a lizard, I'm a woman."

"That's what she said."

"I want to go to there."

"Peace is what you get after winning the war decisively."

"Freedom is owning your own company and the means of production."

"The truth is a commodity. I trade in it daily."

"Time is the only thing money can't buy, so I guard it carefully."

"I know all there is to know. Everything else is detail."

"Education teaches you what to think. I learned how to act."

"Change is inevitable. I prefer to be the one changing others."

"Courage is not the absence of fear. It's not acknowledging fear exists."

"I never hope for the best. I plan for it and execute."