30 Rock

"Family dinners are nice, but family empires are better."

"A true friend is someone who can betray you and you'll understand why."

"I've never failed because I never commit to things I won't win at."

"Happiness comes from achieving goals and destroying enemies."

"Wisdom is knowing when to compromise and when to destroy."

"The best love story is the one where both parties benefit equally."

"Life is chess. Everyone else is playing checkers."

"I appreciate beauty, but only if it appreciates in value."

"Imagination without execution is just daydreaming."

"Adventure is just another word for calculated risk with upside potential."

"Money isn't everything. It's the only thing that matters."

"A handshake from me is worth more than most people's word."

"The only thing I fear is being inefficient."

"Every setback is just a setup for a greater comeback."

"I don't pray. I delegate to people more optimistic than myself."

"The truth is whatever keeps me in power."

"Perseverance is just another word for refusing to lose."

"I'd rather be right than happy. Fortunately, I'm both."

"The ladder to success is made of other people's failures."

"I value loyalty, but only from people who have no other options."

"Family is important, but not more important than a good quarterly report."

"Friendship is a business relationship with emotional elements."

"The best revenge is a successful business and a superior life."

"I don't believe in second chances. I believe in strategic repositioning."

"Integrity is negotiable. Success is not."

"The measure of a man is what he leaves behind: a legacy of power."

"Literature is wonderful for understanding how others think so you can exploit them."

"I've never had hope. It's clouded my judgment too much."

"Imagination is a tool. Like all tools, it should be profitable."

"Adventure is recklessness with a better public relations team."