30 Rock

"Work should be something you love, not something you endure."

"A good leader lifts people up, doesn't push them down."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see. Like my acting talent."

"Music is the universal language. I speak it fluently."

"Science explains the universe. Comedy explains the human condition."

"Art is subjective. What's beautiful to you might be garbage to someone else."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems. That's kind of refreshing."

"Peace is not the absence of conflict. It's the presence of understanding."

"Freedom is the greatest gift you can give yourself."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll make you miserable."

"Time flies when you're having fun. It crawls when you're not."

"Knowledge is power, and power is... well, power."

"Education is important, but common sense is more important."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well embrace it."

"Courage is being afraid and doing it anyway."

"Hope is what keeps us alive when everything else fails."

"Family might get on your nerves, but you can't live without them."

"A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin, mostly thin."

"Success is temporary, but comedy is eternal."

"Happiness is a choice you make every single morning."

"Wisdom comes from experience, and I got plenty of both."

"Love is patient, love is kind, love is also sometimes a pain in the neck."

"Life is a journey, not a destination. So enjoy the ride."

"Sometimes you need solitude to figure out who you really are."

"Relationships are like plants. You gotta water them or they die."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it. Usually when you're sleeping."

"Motivation comes from within, but a good meal helps too."

"Politics is like a game of chess, except nobody knows the rules."

"Reading is fundamental, but television is also pretty great."

"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking. I prefer thinking about donuts."