30 Rock

"History repeats itself because people don't pay attention the first time."

"Technology is amazing until it doesn't work, then you just feel angry at a machine."

"Every person has a story. Mine just happens to be more interesting than yours."

"Strength is not about physical power. It's about standing up for what you believe in."

"Kindness is free. You should try it sometime."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, but I'm working on it."

"Creativity is the ability to see what everyone else sees and think something different."

"Be grateful for what you got. Tomorrow it might be gone."

"Perseverance is just stubborn optimism with a plan."

"You can't escape death, but you can make the most of life."

"Beauty fades, but comedy is forever."

"Dreams are what keep us going. Dreams and snacks."

"Leadership is about making tough decisions that people might not understand right away."

"Music makes the world go round. Either that or gravity."

"Science is dope. Almost as dope as comedy."

"Art is just life with the boring parts taken out."

"Nature is beautiful, but air conditioning is more beautiful."

"Peace comes from within. And also from not watching the news."

"Freedom ain't free. You gotta work for it every single day."

"The truth is like a mirror. You can look at it, but sometimes you won't like what you see."

"Time waits for no man, so you better make your time count."

"You gotta have faith, even when the world tells you to give up."

"Work hard, play hard, live harder. That's the Tracy Jordan way."

"I've been married, divorced, married again. Love is a beautiful disaster."

"A real friend is someone who will help you bury a body. No questions asked."

"The secret to happiness is appreciating what you have right now, not what you might have tomorrow."

"Fear is just another word for opportunity dressed in a scary costume."

"I learned a long time ago that you can't control other people, but you can control yourself."

"Success is not about how much money you make. It's about making people laugh and feel good."

"You can't fight change. You can only ride it like a mechanical bull at a county fair."