30 Rock

"Dreams are just reality with better lighting."

"Work hard so you can afford to not work hard eventually."

"A true leader knows when to delegate and when to take all the credit."

"Faith is believing without evidence, which is basically my entire career."

"Music makes you feel, but fashion is more important."

"Science is just a bunch of people proving what I already knew."

"Art imitates life, and I imitate art."

"In nature, the weak are eaten by the strong, so be fabulous."

"Peace is just a euphemism for being so tired you don't care anymore."

"True freedom is being able to be yourself without apology."

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable."

"Time flies when you're having fun and crawls when you're stuck in traffic."

"Knowledge is power, but looking powerful is even better."

"The only constant in life is change and my impeccable taste."

"Courage is fear that said its prayers."

"Hope is what keeps you going when logic says give up."

"Family is the people who have to love you no matter what."

"Friends are just people you haven't betrayed yet."

"I survive by being smarter than everyone in the room, or at least better dressed."

"Love is like a snowstorm—it comes out of nowhere and ruins your shoes."

"The secret to life is pretending you know what you're doing."

"Life is what happens when you're making other plans, mostly bad ones."

"You can't have everything, but you can have everything that matters."

"Solitude is what you call it when no one wants to hang out with you."

"Relationships are just organized chaos with another person."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it and can't do anything about it."

"Motivation is just peer pressure in motivational poster form."

"War is hell, but so is a bad hair day."

"Politics is a dirty game, but someone has to keep their manicure."

"Literature teaches us about people we'll never meet."