30 Rock

"Time is the one thing you can't buy, so don't waste it on boring people."

"Education is important, but so is knowing how to apply eyeliner."

"Change is just another word for opportunity in a new dress."

"I've learned that friendship means showing up, even when it's inconvenient."

"The best revenge is becoming a better version of yourself."

"I'm too busy being fabulous to deal with drama."

"Love is just a chemical reaction that makes you do stupid things."

"Success is about knowing who you are and not apologizing for it."

"I don't have time for your problems. I have my own problems to ignore."

"The key to happiness is accepting that you're never going to be happy."

"I've been through a lot, and I'm still fabulous."

"Sometimes you just have to let things go and see what sticks."

"I'm not a role model. I'm a cautionary tale in Louboutins."

"I think we're all just trying to find our way."

"The most beautiful thing is authenticity."

"I'm going to live intentionally."

"You have to be willing to be vulnerable."

"I believe that tomorrow is always a new chance."

"Life is better with good friends."

"I'm going to stop making excuses."

"You just have to trust the process."

"The best investment is in yourself."

"I'm going to be kinder to myself."

"I believe in the goodness of people."

"You can't pour from an empty cup."

"I'm going to stop waiting for permission to be great."

"I think family is the most important thing."

"You have to celebrate your wins, no matter how small."

"I'm going to be more present in my life."

"I believe that love is worth the risk."