30 Rock

"Philosophy is asking questions no one can answer."

"History repeats itself, usually when you're not paying attention."

"Technology is wonderful until it makes you look fat."

"Imagination is where all the best lies come from."

"Adventure is just another word for leaving your comfort zone unprepared."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is also wealth."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy great shoes."

"Power is knowing something everyone else wants to know."

"Fear is just an opportunity to prove you're braver than you look."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about never showing weakness."

"Kindness is easy when people deserve it, which is rarely."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Justice is whatever benefits me at the moment."

"Creativity is intelligence having fun, or at least appearing to."

"Gratitude looks good on everyone, especially me."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."

"Death is nature's way of saying slow down."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Humor is my defense mechanism against a tragic reality."

"Dreams are just goals in pajamas."

"Work is what you do to afford the life you actually want to live."

"Leadership means being willing to make unpopular decisions while looking perfect."

"Faith is believing in something bigger than your shoe collection."

"Music is the universal language, but fashion is better."

"Science says I'm right, but I would know that anyway."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something, preferably about yourself."

"Nature is beautiful, but have you seen a good foundation?"

"Peace comes from accepting that you'll never have all the answers."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want as long as it looks good."

"The truth is overrated. A good story is much more entertaining."