30 Rock

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Quotes from 30 Rock

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"We should be friends forever."
Liz Lemon Friendship
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"I'm basically a genius."
Liz Lemon Humor
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"You can't keep pretending everything is fine when it's not."
Liz Lemon Truth
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"I'm dealing with a lot of emotional trauma."
Liz Lemon Perseverance
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"Every woman has a story. And every story is sad."
Liz Lemon Life
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"I would say I'm more of a sit and wait type of person."
Liz Lemon Patience
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"The only way to do it is to not overthink it."
Liz Lemon Wisdom
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"I miss you and want to make out with your face."
Liz Lemon Love
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"It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you win."
Liz Lemon Success
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"I'm smart. I made it through Bryn Mawr in three and a half years."
Liz Lemon Education
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"That's not a real thing. That's just something men made up to keep us docile."
Liz Lemon Truth
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"I'm ovulating!"
Liz Lemon Humor
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"Sometimes you have to create your own opportunities."
Liz Lemon Success
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"I'm going to start a new life as a beekeeper in rural Vermont."
Liz Lemon Change
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"You can't fake chemistry, but you can fake competence."
Liz Lemon Work
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"I don't want to be negative, but I think everything is terrible and we're all going to die."
Liz Lemon Fear
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"Why do you have to be so mean? I'm just trying to do my job and make you laugh."
Liz Lemon Kindness
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"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
Liz Lemon Freedom
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"That's what I do. I drink coffee and I know things."
Liz Lemon Knowledge
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"I want to go to there."
Liz Lemon Dreams
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"Inspiration strikes when you're working, not sleeping."
Jack Donaghy Inspiration
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"I'm motivated by fear and greed."
Jack Donaghy Motivation
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"Death is the ultimate deal breaker."
Jack Donaghy Death
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"Imagination is a tool for the creative and the delusional."
Jack Donaghy Imagination
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"Adventure is for people who have already succeeded."
Jack Donaghy Adventure
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"Health insurance is more important than health."
Jack Donaghy Health
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"Power corrupts, but it's worth it."
Jack Donaghy Power
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"Creativity is the ability to see connections others miss."
Jack Donaghy Creativity
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"I'm grateful for my success and my ability to leverage it."
Jack Donaghy Gratitude
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"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better PR team."
Jack Donaghy Perseverance