30 Rock

"We should be friends forever."

"I'm basically a genius."

"You can't keep pretending everything is fine when it's not."

"I'm dealing with a lot of emotional trauma."

"Every woman has a story. And every story is sad."

"I would say I'm more of a sit and wait type of person."

"The only way to do it is to not overthink it."

"I miss you and want to make out with your face."

"It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you win."

"I'm smart. I made it through Bryn Mawr in three and a half years."

"That's not a real thing. That's just something men made up to keep us docile."

"I'm ovulating!"

"Sometimes you have to create your own opportunities."

"I'm going to start a new life as a beekeeper in rural Vermont."

"You can't fake chemistry, but you can fake competence."

"I don't want to be negative, but I think everything is terrible and we're all going to die."

"Why do you have to be so mean? I'm just trying to do my job and make you laugh."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"That's what I do. I drink coffee and I know things."

"I want to go to there."

"Inspiration strikes when you're working, not sleeping."

"I'm motivated by fear and greed."

"Death is the ultimate deal breaker."

"Imagination is a tool for the creative and the delusional."

"Adventure is for people who have already succeeded."

"Health insurance is more important than health."

"Power corrupts, but it's worth it."

"Creativity is the ability to see connections others miss."

"I'm grateful for my success and my ability to leverage it."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better PR team."