30 Rock

"Wisdom comes from experience, preferably someone else's."

"Life is what you make it, assuming you make it well."

"Happiness is a choice for those with options."

"Freedom is the right to do what I want."

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you angry."

"Time is money, and money is happiness."

"I'm not the best at my job, I'm the only one at my job."

"Mediocrity is for people without ambition."

"The only acceptable answer is yes."

"I don't believe in luck, only in hard work and nepotism."

"Solitude is the price of greatness."

"Love is a four-letter word that ruins careers."

"Inspiration is 10% perspiration and 90% desperation."

"Motivation comes from within, or not at all."

"Death is the only certainty in life."

"Imagination is more important than facts."

"Adventure is for people without responsibilities."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is better."

"Power is the greatest aphrodisiac."

"Creativity is intelligence having fun."

"Gratitude is the attitude of the grateful."

"Perseverance is the only true success."

"Dreams are just lies we tell ourselves."

"Nature is indifferent to human suffering."

"Peace is just the absence of winning."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness I can't afford."

"Justice is blind, but I have 20/20 vision."

"War is peace. Peace is war."

"Literature is a window into the soul."

"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking."