30 Rock

"Imagination makes us human. I'm superhuman."

"Adventure is out there. And I'm leading it."

"Health is precious. So is my time to discuss it."

"Money talks. Mine sings opera."

"Power corrupts. I'm already corrupt with power."

"Fear is the mind-killer. My mind is fearless."

"Strength is what you do when life pushes you. I push back harder."

"Kindness is its own reward. So is money."

"Patience builds character. My character is already built."

"Justice should be blind, but it sees me just fine."

"Creativity is making something from nothing. I make everything better."

"Gratitude opens doors. My face opens doors faster."

"Perseverance is never quitting. I never quit. I win."

"Death is nature's way of saying hello. I say goodbye better."

"Beauty is subjective. But I'm universally beautiful."

"Humor is perspective. My perspective is hilarious."

"Dreams are free. My dreams are worth millions."

"Work is what you do for money. I work for glory."

"Leadership is influence. I influence everyone around me."

"Faith is believing without proof. People have faith in me for good reason."

"Music moves the soul. My presence moves the world."

"Science explains the world. I am unexplainable."

"Art is expression. I express myself through living."

"Nature teaches us patience. I teach nature lessons."

"Peace comes from acceptance. I don't accept anything less than perfection."

"Freedom is doing what you want. I want everything."

"Truth is relative. My truth is always correct."

"Time is money. I have both in abundance."

"Knowledge is power. I'm very powerful."

"Education teaches you how to think. I was born thinking."