30 Rock

"Justice is blind, but it knows who I am."

"Creativity is intelligence having fun. I'm very fun and very intelligent."

"Gratitude is just appreciating what you have. I appreciate everything about myself."

"Perseverance means never giving up, even when everyone tells you to."

"Death? That's not in my contract."

"Beauty fades, but my star power is eternal."

"Humor is the best medicine. Well, actually medicine is, but humor is second."

"Dreams are just goals with a good publicist."

"Work hard, play harder. I do both simultaneously."

"A good leader leads by example. I lead by being fabulous."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see. Like my talent."

"Music is the universal language. So is money."

"Art is subjective, but my art is objectively the best."

"Nature is beautiful, but have you seen me in a three-piece suit?"

"Peace is just a word fancy people use to avoid saying 'I'm tired of fighting.'"

"Freedom isn't free. It costs about $19.95 and some dignity."

"The truth is, I'm awesome. You'll just have to accept that."

"Time flies when you're having fun. And I'm always having fun."

"Education is important, but so is knowing how to survive in the real world."

"I'm not a role model. I'm an actual model. Well, I used to be."

"Courage is not the absence of fear; it's not giving a damn what anyone thinks."

"The future is now, and I already own it."

"Don't trust anyone over 30 unless they're you."

"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you handle it. I handle it well."

"Keep smiling, it confuses people and makes them think you're up to something."

"Love is a chemical reaction in your brain, but it feels good, so go with it."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'me' if you rearrange the letters."

"I'm a mogul. I got mogul blood."

"Sometimes you have to go back to actually move forward."

"Nobody ever went broke by overestimating the stupidity of the American public."