30 Rock

"Dreams are the luxury of the unemployed."

"Nature is beautiful, but concrete is better."

"Peace is for people without ambition."

"Kindness costs nothing, which is why I don't practice it."

"Justice is what I decide it is."

"War is peace, and I am at peace with myself."

"Politics is the art of the possible."

"Books are the past's way of talking to us."

"Philosophy is an excuse for not working."

"History is written by the victorious."

"Technology will replace us all eventually."

"I have a very particular set of skills."

"Change is the only constant in the business world."

"Courage without fear is just stupidity."

"Hope is the enemy of progress."

"Education is important, but connections are better."

"Friendship is a business arrangement between two people."

"Family reunions are a necessary evil."

"Love is a luxury brand for people with excess time."

"The customer is always right, unless they're wrong."

"I demand respect, even if I haven't earned it."

"Comedy is tragedy plus time."

"The real estate market is always a good investment."

"Networking is just making friends for profit."

"Business is like a chess match, and I'm the queen."

"I believe in myself more than I believe in God."

"The only way to fail is to try something new."

"Success is a journey, not a destination. But destinations are nice too."

"I have very strong opinions that I'm not afraid to share."

"Courage is doing the right thing when no one is watching."