30 Rock

"Beauty fades, but a strong portfolio is forever."

"Humor is a weapon. Use it wisely."

"Dreams are nice, but hard cash is better."

"Work is what separates the winners from the losers."

"A true leader never admits he's wrong, even when he is."

"Faith is for people without a solid 401k."

"Music is pleasant, as long as it doesn't interfere with business."

"Science proves that I'm always right."

"Art is what I make when I'm not making money."

"Peace is boring. Give me ambition any day."

"Freedom means being able to do what you want without consequences."

"The truth is whatever you can convince people to believe."

"Time is a construct invented by the poor to feel like their lives have structure."

"Education is for people who can't network their way to the top."

"Change is inevitable, but excellence is optional."

"I've learned that the best friendships are the ones that benefit you most."

"Family is important, but only when they're not getting in the way of your career."

"Romance is dead. It was murdered by people expecting too much from each other."

"A well-tailored suit is the armor of modern man."

"Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness."

"The key to life is confidence. Act like you belong everywhere."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation meeting opportunity."

"Success isn't about working hard. It's about working smart and looking good while doing it."

"Money is everything. Don't let anyone tell you different."

"I'm a man who makes things happen. Other men just let things happen to them."

"Solitude gives you space to know yourself."

"Relationships are the real measure of success."

"You are capable of inspiring others."

"Find your motivation and let nothing stop you."

"Peace is worth fighting for."