30 Rock

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Quotes from 30 Rock

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"Politics and business are the same game. Winners understand both."
Jack Donaghy Politics
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"I read literature only if it's about great businessmen."
Jack Donaghy Literature
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"Philosophy without profit is just expensive tourism."
Jack Donaghy Philosophy
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"History proves that winners rewrite the rules as needed."
Jack Donaghy History
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"Technology changes, but greed is eternal."
Jack Donaghy Technology
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"I don't need imagination when reality is profitable."
Jack Donaghy Imagination
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"Adventure is best when it's tax-deductible."
Jack Donaghy Adventure
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"Health is important, but success is immortality."
Jack Donaghy Health
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"I don't fear failure. I plan for it on spreadsheets."
Jack Donaghy Fear
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"Real strength is being able to fire a man on his daughter's birthday."
Jack Donaghy Strength
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"Kindness in the boardroom is just a form of weakness."
Jack Donaghy Kindness
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"Patience in business is like kindness in poker. It's a liability."
Jack Donaghy Patience
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"Death and taxes are inevitable, so I plan accordingly."
Jack Donaghy Death
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"A beautiful mind is worthless without a beautiful portfolio."
Jack Donaghy Beauty
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"Nature is beautiful, but what's really beautiful is a corner office."
Jack Donaghy Nature
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"Peace is just the absence of someone better trying to take your job."
Jack Donaghy Peace
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"Freedom is the right to make as much money as possible."
Jack Donaghy Freedom
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"I tell the truth only when it's strategic to do so."
Jack Donaghy Truth
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"Time flies when you're making money. Otherwise, it drags."
Jack Donaghy Time
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"Knowledge is power, but only if it makes you money."
Jack Donaghy Knowledge
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"I believe in evolution. Mostly my evolution to higher positions."
Jack Donaghy Change
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"The only competition that matters is the one you win."
Jack Donaghy
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"Excellence is not negotiable unless I'm tired."
Jack Donaghy Success
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"Every man has a price. I'm just willing to name mine."
Jack Donaghy Power
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"The greatest art is a signed contract."
Jack Donaghy Art
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"Creativity in business is just lying with confidence."
Jack Donaghy Creativity
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"Love is a chemical reaction designed to distract from ambition."
Jack Donaghy Love
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"Children are the future, unless they interfere with the present."
Jack Donaghy Family
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"A man is only as good as his word, unless that word affects his bottom line."
Jack Donaghy Truth
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"The key to leadership is making everyone think you're smarter than you are."
Jack Donaghy Leadership