30 Rock

"I'm socially awkward and I've made peace with it."

"I want Jack Donaghy to think I'm funny."

"Whatever happens, we'll be okay because we have each other."

"I don't know how to be a woman anymore."

"Sometimes the smallest changes can mean the most."

"I'm getting too old for this."

"That's why I don't have friends. This is why I don't have friends."

"I need to lower my standards immediately."

"Why do I always end up with the same kind of man?"

"I'm going to change and become a new person."

"I should probably get therapy."

"What am I doing with my life?"

"I thought we were in love, but it turns out we were just bored."

"Success is so boring when you're alone."

"I'm never going to get married."

"You can learn everything you need to know about a person by how they treat service industry workers."

"I'm not cool and I don't understand fashion. Why is this surprising?"

"I just want to be left alone with my cheese fries."

"Everyone at Liz Lemon's funeral is gonna have loved her."

"I'm tired of pretending I don't know what's going on."

"A writer and a network executive fall in love. It doesn't work."

"I need to stop falling in love with men."

"Let me just say, this is a weird day."

"I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and my therapist."

"I don't know how to have a real conversation anymore."

"Everything I do is wrong, apparently."

"I hate people but I like individuals."

"You're only as good as your last show."

"I want people to like me, but I don't care if they like me."

"Sometimes you just have to let yourself be happy."