30 Rock

"I think I'm finally growing up."

"Every person I've been in love with has hurt me in some way."

"I'm not good at relationships, but I keep trying."

"I miss when things were simple."

"Love is not supposed to be this complicated."

"I'm going to stop questioning everything and just live."

"Some people are born leaders. I'm born confused."

"I want to dance with abandon but I also want to plan my outfit carefully."

"I don't understand how people make decisions."

"Life is long. Treat yourself well."

"I'm better at my job when I'm miserable."

"I think we're having a moment."

"Nothing good happens after 2am."

"I'm going to be honest about who I am and what I want."

"You can't protect people from themselves."

"I should have more respect for myself."

"Work is where I feel valuable."

"I'm the problem. I'm always the problem."

"Real love should make you want to be a better person, not make you want to eat."

"I want to be taken seriously, but also I want to eat cupcakes at 2am."

"Can someone just tell me I'm doing okay?"

"I need to make better life choices."

"I love television and it has ruined me."

"Why are grown men so dumb?"

"I'm a successful woman. I'm also single. Those things can coexist."

"I've done too much today. I'm emotionally exhausted."

"I'm going to live alone with my cats and my sandwich collection."

"That's not a real job, but I respect the hustle."

"I don't want to talk about my feelings in public."

"I fake being confident. Fake it till you make it, right?"