30 Rock

"Music is the best way to ignore people talking to you."

"Courage is being scared but doing it anyway, which sounds exhausting."

"Dreams are what happen when your brain stops working properly."

"Truth is usually more awkward than lying, so I prefer lying."

"I've learned that patience is just another word for 'doing nothing yet.'"

"Family is the people who have to love you, which is honestly the saddest thing ever."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well be confused about it."

"Work is what you do to avoid thinking about your actual life."

"The key to happiness is not caring what people think, except for me—care what I think."

"Friendship is when someone laughs at your jokes even though they're not funny."

"I believe in living life like nobody's watching, mainly because they're not."

"Success is just failing until someone notices you."

"Sometimes the best relationships are the ones where nobody knows what's going on."

"Life is about showing up and pretending you know what's happening."

"I'm not really sure what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with confidence."

"Solitude is where we find ourselves again."

"Relationships are built on trust and consistency."

"Every day is an opportunity to be better than yesterday."

"Respect yourself, and others will follow."

"True power is the ability to inspire others."

"Fear is the greatest teacher if we listen."

"Strength grows through adversity and challenge."

"Kindness is the universal language of humanity."

"Patience is not weakness, it's strategic wisdom."

"Justice requires standing up for those who cannot."

"Creativity flourishes when we embrace our uniqueness."

"Gratitude transforms our perspective entirely."

"Perseverance is the only true failure is quitting."

"We must accept death to truly appreciate life."

"True beauty comes from inner goodness."