30 Rock

"Dreams are your brain's way of showing you what you can't have."

"Leadership is just manipulation with charisma."

"Faith is believing in something without evidence, so basically like hope."

"Music is the only thing that makes sense when nothing else does."

"Science proves that most of what we do is pointless."

"Art is subjective, which means I can call anything art and you can't prove me wrong."

"Nature is beautiful from far away and annoying up close."

"Peace is rare and probably overrated anyway."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want until you realize your choices were bad."

"Truth hurts, lying is exhausting, silence is golden."

"Time is a construct and also moving too fast simultaneously."

"Knowledge makes you aware of how much you don't know, which is the worst."

"Education teaches you everything except how to be happy with what you learned."

"Health is a lifestyle choice that takes all the fun out of living."

"Money doesn't solve problems, it just buys better distractions."

"Work is where you pretend to be productive for money you'll spend on therapy."

"Wisdom is knowing the difference between alone and lonely, I think."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear; it's fear with worse decision-making."

"Hope is believing things will work out when everything suggests otherwise."

"Change is the only thing that's actually permanent, which is depressing."

"Life gets better when you lower your expectations significantly."

"Family is the people who know all your flaws and still show up sometimes."

"Love is chaos with better intentions."

"Friendship is when you don't have to explain your weird behavior."

"The pursuit of success is like chasing your shadow—you're always behind."

"Happiness is a choice, which means I choose poorly every day."

"I've never met a problem that couldn't be made worse with honesty."

"Sometimes wisdom is just knowing when to shut up and let things happen."

"Leadership is convincing people you know what you're doing."

"Justice is what rich people call whatever outcome they want."