30 Rock

"Creativity is just mistakes you're confident about."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have before you lose it."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better narrative."

"Death is the only guaranteed success story."

"Power is what you have when everyone else thinks you do."

"Fear is just anxiety that finally admitted what it is."

"Strength is looking strong even when you're falling apart inside."

"Kindness is underrated because people are the worst."

"Solitude is just loneliness with better PR."

"Inspiration usually happens when you're supposed to be doing something else."

"Motivation is temporary, but laziness is a lifestyle."

"Politics is theater for people who think it matters."

"Literature is just long texts from people you'll never meet."

"Philosophy is asking questions you'll never answer, which is either deep or a waste of time."

"History repeats itself because nobody was paying attention the first time."

"Technology is ruining human connection, which is perfect because I hate people anyway."

"Imagination is what you use when reality disappoints you."

"Adventure is just tourism with lower standards."

"Health is wealth, unless you're poor, then you're just poor and tired."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while."

"Beauty is temporary, but embarrassment is forever."

"Science explains why you're awkward, but doesn't fix it."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something, usually discomfort."

"Nature would be beautiful if it didn't have so many bugs."

"Peace is what you feel right before everything goes wrong."

"Hope is just optimism wearing a nice outfit."

"Love is when you stop trying to impress someone and they still like you."

"Time moves slower when you're uncomfortable and faster when you're happy, which is unfair."

"Knowledge is power, but so is ignorance if you're confident enough."

"Education is just life's way of making you feel stupid for longer."