30 Rock

"Motivation is a lie we tell ourselves."

"War is hell, but it makes for good stories."

"Politics is about power, not principle."

"Literature teaches us about people we'll never meet."

"Philosophy is thinking without conclusion."

"Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it."

"Technology is making us dumber."

"Imagination is the only escape from reality."

"Adventure requires terrible decisions."

"Health is a symptom of not yet being sick."

"Money is just printed hope."

"Power is knowing what you want."

"Fear is the most honest emotion."

"Real strength is admitting you're scared."

"Kindness is often mistaken for stupidity."

"Patience is a sign of weakness."

"Justice is subjective and political."

"Creativity is controlled chaos."

"Gratitude is easy when things are going well."

"Perseverance is just refusing to quit."

"Thinking about death puts things in perspective."

"Beauty is pain in high heels."

"Humor is tragedy plus time."

"Dreams are the mind's way of lying to you."

"Work is where dreams go to die."

"Leaders are just bullies with better manners."

"Faith and doubt are old friends."

"Music is proof that God has a sense of humor."

"Science is just organized skepticism."

"Art without meaning is just decoration."