30 Rock

"Health is just a slow death."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys beer."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Fear keeps us alive, so embrace it."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about not crying in public."

"Kindness is just enlightened self-interest."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Justice is whatever the strongest person says it is."

"Creativity is just connecting dots that shouldn't go together."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have before you lose it."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a good PR team."

"Death is the only honest thing that happens to us."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Dreams are just your brain processing your day."

"Work is just a place you go to escape your real life."

"Leadership is taking responsibility for other people's mistakes."

"Faith is believing in something you can't prove."

"Music can express what words cannot."

"Science proves that everything we believe is wrong."

"Art is subjective, which is why most art is terrible."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems."

"Peace comes from accepting what you can't change."

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."

"The truth hurts, but lies hurt more eventually."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and crawls when you're not."

"Knowledge without common sense is just trivia."

"Education is what you learn in school; wisdom is what you learn after."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well accept it."

"Courage is pretending you know what you're doing until you actually do."