30 Rock

"Nature is indifferent to our suffering."

"The pursuit of peace makes us less peaceful."

"Freedom means freedom to fail."

"Truth is often the worst policy."

"Time is the cruelest teacher."

"Education is wasted on the young."

"Wisdom is knowing what you don't know."

"Nothing gold can stay."

"The brave are just terrified people who act anyway."

"Hope without action is just fantasy."

"Family dysfunction is universal."

"Friends are people who tolerate you for some reason."

"Success is mostly just showing up."

"Love is just biology playing tricks on your brain."

"The only constant is that everything falls apart."

"You can't change who you are, only who you pretend to be."

"Happiness is a myth invented by greeting card companies."

"I've made peace with my failures."

"Solitude is just loneliness with better PR."

"Relationships are 90% compromise and 10% regret."

"Inspiration comes from suffering."

"Motivation is temporary, discipline is forever."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails completely."

"Politics is just a popularity contest for adults."

"Literature is dead. Movies killed it."

"Philosophy is asking the same questions and pretending the answers are new."

"History repeats itself because nobody was paying attention the first time."

"Technology ruins everything it touches."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Adventure is where you are lost and don't care."