Archer

"The spreadsheets don't lie. Numbers are truth."

"I deserve recognition for my contributions to this organization."

"Somewhere in the world, someone is having a worse day than me."

"I have a structured approach to everything I do."

"You can't just expect people to do their jobs without proper funding."

"I excel at my job despite constant ridicule and undermining."

"Technically, I was a test tube baby."

"I'm the only one who cares about fiscal responsibility around here."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I have a very strict regimen that keeps me in top physical condition."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"You know what? I'm going to start my own agency. With blackjack. And hookers."

"I'm not a field agent, I'm a comptroller. There's a difference."

"I've done worse for less."

"You're an idiot."

"I'm going to need a vacation."

"Everything is terrible."

"I know myself, and I don't like what I see."

"That's the best you've got?"

"I don't take orders."

"You're making this harder than it needs to be."

"I'm basically a god."

"What's your deal?"

"I'm far too important for this."

"That's never going to work."

"I work best alone."

"You're welcome."

"I'm not the problem here."

"This is getting ridiculous."

"I don't ask for much."